Kissing in the dark

I woke up at 4.00pm
I showered and came out of my bedroom, hungry as hell!
The rain had stopped...well not completely, it was still drizzling.
The house was quiet, Where is Lily? That noisemaker.com! Anyway let me just enjoy this peace and quiet before she returns from wherever she went to. I went into the kitchen, Lily had made palm oil rice and fried goat meat...Nice!

7.00pm.
I had been watching 'The best man' and lost track of time.
Where is this girl? Where my phone sef? There it was on the dining table.
I dialed her number, it rang but she wasn't picking. I called it a second time...still no answer. Where could she be? I better go look for her...I remembered she said she was going to Alex's in the morning, maybe he knows where she went to. This girl sha, she should have just stayed in Port Harcourt, I don't need this stress abeg.

I put on a simple dress and went outside...it was cold! I had to go back in to put on a light sweater.
Alex's door was slightly ajar when I got upstairs, I knocked and pushed the door open.
'Hello! Alex are you home?' I asked as I walked in. He didn't answer.
'Alex...' I called out again. No answer. I walked into the sitting room, the room was dark the only light was the light coming from the television set. Where is this young man? I thought as I stood and looked around the sitting room.

It was obvious no one was here.
As I turned around to leave, my eye catches movement at the balcony.
Mshewwwwww...na there he even sef...
'Alex, I was looking for Lily and...' I stopped short in my tracks as I pulled back the curtains...right there in the shadows I see Alex and Lily cuddling...quite closely. Alex said something and Lily laughed out loud and hit him lightly on the chest. Alex looks down at her, pulls her even closer raises her face up towards his and slowly kisses her on the lips. Lily reaches up and wraps her arms around his neck and continues to kiss him deeply.

I was still in a funny shock as I slowly backed away from the curtains.
This Lily sef! she never even land and she don chance my neighbour! choi!...sharp babe! Anyway she is a grown lady and I hope this one lasts long sha because Lily and men...That is a story for another day. Right now, let me go make dinner...Thank God she is safe!
Wahala no good!

Dildo to the rescue!

Saturday morning... Rainy day!
This is what they call 'a weather for two'. I didn't want to leave my bed, all cuddled up under the duvet was what I wanted to do today.
It was a stressful week at work and Lily's arrival just added to the stress. She comes with mega stress plus some! I can even hear her moving around the house, as she sings along with the music blaring from the stereo. She must be cleaning the house and making breakfast I think, because I could perceive fried eggs.

Just as I was about drifting into sleep, Lily barges into my room. 'hey sis, I dey go upstairs, Alex say make we come follow am chill for house. Are you game?' she asked 'No just go, this cold weather so, na my bed get me.' I replied as I sink deeper into my duvet. She shrugged her shoulders and closed my door... 'see u soon' she said as she headed out.

I couldn't sleep anymore. Lily had disrupted it. Only one thing on my mind now...sex!  That is the only thing that can make me sleep afterwards. But no man...hmmmm... My eyes scans the room to my closet...ah!  My dildo... My pink dildo. I stand up, quickly locked my door...I don't want any distractions...I walk to my closet to find my 'joy stick' where I hid it in my panties basket.

The bed was quite comfy as I laid back down. I threw the duvet over my body as
I put two fingers into my mouth to wet them and slid them under my panties. My clitoris was warm as I began to rub it... Awesome!. I closed my eyes as I enjoyed every minute of it, before long I got so wet. I reached out and grabbed the dildo and turned it on. The humming sound was so exciting as I slowly inserted it in. A soft moan escaped my lips as I began to ride. I was going crazy. Shivers were running up and down my spine as I rode the dildo deeper ...harder...moaning...sweet... Before long, I could feel the climax coming...not so soon please... I am enjoying every bit of this ...still riding ...deeper... Ahhhh!!! .. ...The explosion was heavenly! It drained me completely... I reluctantly pulled out the dildo and switched it off. I was still jerking from the climax as I slowly drifted off to sleep. Nice!!
Wahala no good abeg.

Bathtub blues

The giggles woke me up.
Na who de laugh this morning by my window?  I woke up slowly and looked outside through the curtains to find my sister laughing to something Alex just said. He was in his boxers as usual washing his car and she was leaning on my car parked behind his as they chatted away.

Let me tell you a bit about my sister, she is crazy! That's it! End of story! She is a wonderful lady don't get me wrong. We were all well brought up, from a good home but we each have our unique identities. She is one that when she likes something, she goes for it, she wants something, she takes it, she stops at nothing to be happy.

Last night she had talked about Alex and how awesome he looks and how he looks like a fantastic distraction for the period of time she will be here.
I gisted her about his ex -the nympho she was like 'well I don't care about dating him, I just wanna have fun and go back to Port Harcourt, if sex gets into the mix, fine! If not, I'd just go with the flow.' I laughed,  shook my head and said 'you this girl, you no well at all!'
Well,  she is following through with her promise.

I turned away from the window, I remembered I was supposed to call Mac D last night but Lily and her Wahala made me forget.
I picked up my phone and saw three missed calls from him, and two missed video calls... shit! He must have been calling me for our usual video sex! My phones were on silent! No thanks to Lily!

I dial his number...video call, he picks it up almost immediately, he was still in bed. 'Hey beautiful, where have u been?' he said. 'So sorry dear, Lily surprised me and came over to stay for a week, we were gisting and my phones were on silent. Hope you are enjoying your trip?'
'Trip is fine, I felt like fucking you last night that's why I called, I am still horny as we speak...That's why am still in bed.' 'so what are you up to?'
'Nothing, I am just waking up...Lily is outside with Alex...I think we can have a quickie, let me get into the bathroom.' I said

I got into the bathroom, took off my bum short, stepped into the bath tub, arranged my phone camera as I lay in the empty tub. I could see him whip out his dick and start stroking...I started to finger myself and play with my nipples. This was just what I needed right now. Lily can stay outside for as long as she likes...
Wahala no good.

Lily don come!

It's turning out to be a slow week.
It is Thursday and my mood has dropped drastically this week, I don't know why.
Monday was awesome but nothing exciting after that. I need to just get home and shower and make a phone call to Mac D... He has a way of brightening up my day.

Mac D left Tuesday morning. He had a business trip in South Africa. Maybe that affected my mood... Hmmmmm... I don't think so... Maybe... Maybe not...anyways l just need to chat with him about nothing in particular.

My phone begins to ring, I look at the screen it's my baby sister Lily. I haven't spoken to her in a long time... Two weeks to be precise. What does she want this time?  She always needs something or she is always in a bit of trouble.
I let it ring for a bit before I pick up... 'Lil, how na?' I asked as I hold the phone to my ear.
'Hey sis, good afternoon' she sounded excited. 'what's up, e don tey o' I replied. 'Yes sis, it has!, anyway I am in Lagos for an event and will be staying with you for a week. I am heading to your office now, please wait for me' she said
'Lily, you don't just wake up and head to my house without prior notice, you should have called me earlier!' I shot at her.
She chuckled and said 'wait jor, am almost there.' and drops the phone.

We eventually got home. I  couldn't say no to my sister. I was happy to see her, she ranted all the way home...it was a good distraction from my mood earlier on in the day. As I parked the car, Alex came downstairs, he was heading out and stopped by my car to chat a for a bit. I could feel Lily getting excited beside me, I had to introduce them.
'Alex, this is my baby sister Lily, she came to visit; Lily this is Alex, my neighbor turned friend.'
'Hi Alex, quite pleased to meet you!' Lily said
'It's good to have you around Lily, hope you are around for a while?' Alex asked
'Yeah, am here for a week.' Lily replied.
'Fantastic! I will see you ladies later then, I have to get to the supermarket to stock up on my toiletries.' Alex responded.
'That's fine, see you around then' I said.

Alex walked out of the compound.
I got out of the car only to find Lily lustfully staring after him...hmmmm, Lily don land o!. I shook my head and headed into the house as I called back at her,
'Lil close your mouth o, fly fit enter, Make we enter house...'
Wahala no good!

Bad ass traffic!

I can't wait to get home!
The way my body dey do me sef, Mac D and I had to leave half way into the movie, I could tell that he could not control himself anymore.
We literally flew into the car and zoomed off!

The traffic was still a bit heavy when we got on third mainland bridge. It was too late for the street hawkers to still be out, so it was just the cars going bumper to bumper. Mac D looks across at me, pulls me and kisses me. He reaches down to my hand and pulls it to his crotch...he was hard as a rock. So I quickly scanned around and slowly unzip his pants.

The street lights weren't working... Thank goodness...that helped as I bent over and put my mouth over the cock head and began to run my tongue all over.
He let out a groan and tries to concentrate on his driving as he holds down my head down urging me on.
The blow job went on for a while, I got so wet I had to start fingering myself as I kept sucking.

Mac D began to shiver so hard as I continued stroking, sucking and licking on his dick. I knew he was about to cum but I didn't stop, he kept holding my head down and started moaning out loud.
His warm cum poured into my mouth as he continued jerking. It always felt good when I make him cum.
Traffic was at a standstill so he threw his head back and closed his eyes for a bit. I sat up took some tissues from the back seat and wiped him up, cleaned myself up also and relaxed back into my seat with a smile on my face.
I turned to look at him one more time only to see him smiling back at me and saying 'Nima baby, that was the bomb!'...I smiled back and said 'I know!'
I am so enjoying what we share as every day goes by.
Wahala no good!

Silly late comer

Tuesday...5.30pm...finally!
All I am thinking about is Mac D! I half concentrated at work today, he called me at 3.00pm to find out what undies I was wearing...his favorites are G-strings and they turn him on like mad!
Whenever he is upset, all I need do is put on my G-strings and bend over pretending to be looking for anything in front of him...you just know he will jump me!

Mac D was at my office at exactly 6pm, I didn't drive to work today as agreed so we could drive home together.
He came with his black Chevrolet Camaro 2014, I love that car, it always feels like one is in a cockpit...quite spacious! We have done crazy things in this ride, so it brings back fun memories.

The cinema was about 25mins from my office. And the movie was starting at 7.20pm.
We had enough time to get some popcorn, drinks and we were the first to get into the cinema hall so we could get our favorite corner -the topmost far right seats, where we could see the movie, everyone and still have some privacy.

Truth is we don't really come to the movies to actually see a movie, we come to get naughty! As we settle down, a few minutes later the light begins to dim as the movie starts. Mac D put down his popcorn and begins to stroke my lap.
I don't know why we bother buying popcorn honestly, there has never been a time we ate up to half the bag!

His slides his hand under my skirt and brushes over my panties, I lean back and suck in air... It felt good! He slides his finger under my stings, leans in and whispers in my ears... 'Nima honey, you are so wet!' he brings out his fingers, put them in his mouth and sucks them...this guy go kill me! That thing turns me on like mad! I grab his hand and slides it back in as I raise one leg up on the arm rest.

He inserts one finger... Two fingers... Three...Oh Shit! He quickly covers my mouth with his other hand so that my moans will not draw attention... I was lost in bliss! I started to move with his fingers...in and out... In and out... I knew I was going to explode soon, I grab his face and started kissing him... Sucking on his tongue... I was almost there... Ohhhh...footsteps... Who be that?  Why now? We quickly separate and look up, One stupid late comer to the movies was walking our way... Hope he doesn't sit here...but of course he does! Right beside me...Really?! Mshewwwwwww...nonsense!
The fire burning inside me right now I just wish it comes out and burns him right now!
See as he dey chew the popcorn sef like small goat!
Mac D reaches out and grabs my hand and pats it... 'We will soon be leaving' he says...
Wahala no good!

Fresh week

Monday morning... Work mode!

As I walk into the office I could tell there was a glow around me. 

See as I de smile with everyone even Cecil could tell there was something different with me. After the Monday morning meeting, she runs up to me as we walk to our floor. She kept staring at me, smiles and says 'Nima, you had a good Fuck over this weekend, Who was it? 

I smiled at her and said 'guess? ' I twirled and walk on. She chased after me... 'Nima, talk Na, Who? ' 

I got home after work still basking in the euphoria of the weekend, I needed to make stew. I was so into the weekend that I refused to make my regular Sunday stew. Mac D came with some take away on Saturday which was what we microwaved and ate through the weekend. Now back to reality, I had to cook for the week. 

Mac D left late Sunday night after enough love making that could last me a week! He had missed me as much as I had missed him so we just kept at it till we fall asleep, wake up and continue again. 

I showed him the dildo Cecil bought me from Dubai. He loved it and made me use it while he watched. 

We had porn playing on the TV in the bedroom, we had a bit of foreplay that got me all wet then he sat back and watched me fuck the dildo... He kept playing with my nipples as I rode the stick... It was awesome! I came twice and I loved every bit of it. 

He had work so he had to leave but should be back on Tuesday evening. I am so looking forward to it. He is going to pick me from the office, we go see a movie and head home to my place. 

Hmmmm...for now let me make my stew and forget man small... Although say e go hard. 

Chicken frying... Tomatoes boiling... I walk into my room to pick up my phone,  I hear some noise by my window... I slightly open the curtains to see Alex washing his car in his boxers again. 

Why so late? Maybe he has an early morning tomorrow...does he know I watch him from my window?...those biceps... Nice! As I watch,  my phone begins to ring! I quickly dodge away from the curtains and hope he doesn't notice me. Hahahahhaaa... Silly me! 'hello? ' I say into the phone as I walk back into the kitchen... Make I go check my food abeg... 

Wahala no good! 

Round three

Bliss!
I said I was going to stay indoors all day,  and I am doing just that. I am enjoying every second of it. Who knew Mac D was going to surprise me and come back earlier than planned...who knew?

I turn around and look beside me, we were still in bed and he was sleeping and snoring so quietly you could almost not hear him.
I turned and looked at the clock on the wall... 2.30pm and I still don't feel like getting up.

The 'welcome back' love making was just the best!  We couldn't take our hands off each other, we have had two rounds of sex already and the way he is still holding on to my waist, I know we weren't done yet. I curled more into him and in his sleep he wraps his hand tighter around my waist.

It's been like that with us since we started 'dating'...are we really dating? It's a funny relationship we have,  we want to just have mad sex with each other whenever we are together. He comes to spend time with me, sometimes spends a couple of days and I do same with him. We don't get into each others' business and give each other room to see other people... Weird as it is, it works for both of us.
Maybe it would change today... Maybe tomorrow... Maybe next year but I love what we have and I have no regrets.
I turn around slowly, as I do Mac D opens his eyes and smiles as he pulls me closer...his lips locates mine...and I feel a bulge begin to grow between my legs...yessssir...round three loading...
Wahala no good.

Mac D returns

Knock! Knock!! Knock!!!

I wan sleep na! Who be this wey wan break my door na?

It’s Saturday, I wanted to just sleep in all day! I had put off my phones for this reason. Who could that be? I will just ignore, maybe the person will go away.

I had to drag myself downstairs last night from Alex’s.

We talked and drank into the night, I found out a lot of things about him. I had to run off at some point because my body don dey draw me…make I no go rape person.

Knock! Knock!! Knock!!!

This knocker is still there! It’s getting annoying. Can’t people stay in their houses anymore?

I hope it’s not Alex…but I told him I was going to sleep-in all day…or it might just be Cecil, that crazy girl again, but I am not in the mood for her and her crush over me. I just want to sleep! Please whoever it is, go away!

Knock! Knock!! Knock!!!

This is getting ridiculous! Even the pillow over my head isn’t even keeping the noise away. I am so going to kill whoever it is at the door! I angrily drag myself up from the bed and stumped into the sitting room, straight to the door. I was too upset to even look through the peep hole… ‘who the hell are…’ I screamed, I couldn’t finish the sentence as standing outside my door was Mac D!

Mac D, my fuck buddy, My better half in my sex craze! The only one that knows the right buttons to press to make me melt like butter…the very totori of my life.

I didn’t realise I had jumped on him and wrapped my legs around him.  He grabbed me and we were almost squeezing the day light out of each other!

‘Babe, how have you been?!’ he asked as he carried me inside kissing my cheeks…forehead and lips.

‘I was almost going crazy without you!’ I replied ‘This is such a surprise; you were supposed to come in next week!’ I said.

‘Yeah about that, I had to move my return date, the girls in Togo weren’t as exciting as my Nima and I was missing her like mad!’ he joked, we both laughed and began chatting about any and everything!

I gisted him about my neighbor Alex and his girlfriend and why they broke up because of her excessive demand for sex.

‘Who breaks up with girl over excessive sex, that guy must be high on something cheap!’ He said. We both laughed.

We couldn’t wait to get into the bedroom before we started tearing at each other…clothes, boxers, shoes, all were flung to different parts of the living room as he grabs one of my boobs and lowered his mouth to one of my nipples…’Aaaaaahhhhh! Today na today! We die here!

Wahala no good!

The Nympho

I am totally having fun!
Who knew spending Friday night with Alex would be this exciting. We have been sipping on red wine as we gisted. I never knew he was an interesting companion.
We talked about work, the neighborhood and ourselves.

I asked him about his girlfriend that he moved in with, that was when the best gist started.
He said they had broken up and that it was a long story. 'Well, its not like we are going for an interview tomorrow'. I chuckled. We both laughed and he started to narrate what had happened.

Suoyo was her name and they had been dating for two years before he moved into our house. He was sure he was  going to marry her so they did everything together. They went shopping together and bought everything they moved in with, picked the different colours for the rooms and basically began living together.

Yes, she had a serious attitude problem and yes she could be nice when the need arises, but the main issue was the girl could fuck for Nigeria! She eats, breathes and lives sex! Saying she was a nympho was an understatement.
At the begin it was awesome, I could make love whenever I wanted, she was always ready, she never said no, she could finish one round this minute and she was ready to go the next minute!
She would call him from work on a regular basis saying she was horny he would come home when he could and those days he couldn't, she would get really upset and they would quarrel. It was slowly becoming a norm. He realised that he couldn't keep up with her sexual demands anymore. It has become a cause for concern.

They discussed seeing a specialist but she insisted that she was alright that she didn't need help but it was not getting any better.
Alex later found out on one of those occasions that to accommodate she sexual urges, she had been taking medication that has stopped her from getting her monthly cycle for the past three months! At that moment he knew she couldn't be helped, it has gone beyond redemption. He had to call the whole thing off.

'Wow! Me wey love sex die, this one too fear me o. Na wa!' I thought.
'Alex, I am really sorry, I didn't know.' I said. 'So tell me, how have u been coping, any new chic?. He laughed very hard and said 'Nahhhh, I am done with women for now, I want to rest for a while before trying it all over again. And besides I have u Nima my very beautiful neighbour to share a bottle of wine regularly.'
'Hahahahahhaa...I see you're already asking for another date before this one ends... Smooth operator !' I laughed.
'Well there is no harm in trying.' he replied.
Only if you know the plans for you, I quietly mumbled.
'Yes, I would love to have a drink with you again.' I replied.
Abi Na.
Wahala no good biko.

TGIF... Hopefully

Thank God it's Friday !

The office had been hectic all week. Cecil has been playing like nothing happened in my house... Business as usual...gisting and laughing like she never visited my house. Anyway, e good like that, make we for fit work together biko.
I just had a fantastic presentation today and it went fabulous. Mr. J gave me a thumbs up after the session. It felt good.

I can't wait to get home. I hope traffic isn't so bad. It took me three hours to get home yesterday. The truth is if I had my way,  I should just pack my car at the office and take a cab home.

Two hours after,  I finally get to my gate. Alex my neighbor was just driving in too. So he came over to my car to chat for a bit.
'Heyyyy Nima, it's been ages, it's funny we live in the same house and hardly see each other, How are you?' he asked.
'I am very well Alex, it's just been a crazy week so I am a bit tired. I replied.
'Oh, sorry about that and am guessing the long drive from work didn't help either?' he continued. 'That's the worst part of it all, I was almost falling asleep on  the wheels today.' I said.
'Why not take a cold shower and come upstairs let's see a movie or maybe have a drink together... You need some kind of distraction from all the madness'. He suggested.
It sounded like something I would love to do but... This my hulk of a neighbor...and his bitchy babe... Yeah, that's true his babe,  I don't think I have seen her in a long while. 'I haven't seen your lady in a while,  did she travel? I asked. He chuckled and said 'when you come, gist dey.'
Me wey too like gist, I quickly agreed to meet up with him after I shower, there was really nothing else to do.
'Red or White?' he asked 'What?' I asked confused.  'The wine... 'he said. 'Oh,  red is fine' I replied.

I showered,  put on my pink joggers and went upstairs.
Alex's house was simple but tasteful.
When he opened the door earlier on, he had on a tight T-shirt that showed off his well toned body... I quickly remembered the reason I always spy on him when he washes his car. Hot and tempting to touch.
Na wa, anyways today na gist I come gist. God go help me make my thoughts no stray...for now... Clear thoughts as I sip on my wine.
Wahala no good.

Alarm Dream

No food for me tonight.
After washing up and airing the kitchen of the burnt food smell, I just grabbed a few slices of bread and butter to the sitting room. By the time I got there, I realised Cecil had gone but she left my perfumes and a small note beside it, it read -'I enjoyed every minute of it, I got you a small gift, check the bag'. That was when I noticed another parcel beside the perfume boxes.
It was a very cute dildo in a white pack. The dildo was pink with gold rings on it, am guessing it's to give it some kind of friction when in use. I loved it. I should try it one of these days. 

I woke up with a start... I realised I had dozed up on the couch, the movie I was watching had ended. I checked the time - 2.13am. I dragged myself into the bedroom and crashed into bed. The thought of Cecil...the erotic dance...the dildo crossed my mind as I drifted slowly into sleep.

I dreamt I was in the office lying on the conference table naked. Mr. J was standing on one side of the table and Cecil on the other side. Outside the conference room work was going on as usual. Mr. J moved closer and lightly brushed over my left nipple...I gasped. Cecil came forward holding a feather, She touches my toes with the feather and begins to run it up my leg...my lap...hip...belly button...Ping!  Ping!! Ping!!! Pinggggggggg!!!!...what's that sound? Someone began to scream fire! fire!!...it's the fire alarm going off.
I grab my clothes as we all run out of the building...still the fire alarm continues... still ringing in my head. Why is it still ringing? Very persistent, very loud...I wake up from sleep... Still that pinging sound. As I begin to come to, I realised it was my bedside alarm... It's 6.00am already! Wake up time! Na wa, the time flew by too fast! Make I stand up abeg...Duty Calls!
Wahala no good!

Slow dancing...

Home at last!
The office was crazy busy today, In congratulating me on an awesome presentation, Mr. J gave me a new strategy plan to work on!
I am tired as Fuck, just need to shower, a light dinner and later watch a movie with a glass of wine.

As I get out of the shower, there is a knock on the door. I quickly check the time...It's 7.46pm...who can it be? I quickly throw on a bum short and a t-shirt and run to the door. Spying through the peephole I see it's Cecil, she has on a short flared skirt with denim jacket, it totally skipped my mind that she was coming over with my perfumes.

I open the door excitedly, it wouldn't be a bad idea having someone to share a bottle or wine with.
'Hi Gal!, totally forgot you were coming over,  come in jare' I said as I opened the door. 'How won't you forget, as I no be man Na.' she playfully yabs me as she struts into my house. 'Silly monkey' I threw at her as I locked the door after her.

Cecil had taken off her denim jacket when I got back into the sitting room she had just a bra top and the short skirt, she had the remote and was flipping through channels... There goes my movie watching night.
'Madam Cecil oya give me my perfumes and go na, why are u changing my channels?' I ask her jokingly as I walk pass her into my kitchen.
She ignored me.

I went into the kitchen, added an extra noodle pack to mine and put it on the fire. The wine was already chilling in the fridge so I took out two wine glasses to the sitting room and set it down on the dinning table.

Cecil had settled on a music channel and was dancing to the beat...quite seductively. She sees me and pulls me saying 'come let's dance jor, stop walking about!'
'Cecil, I am cooking na!' I said trying to push her away but she holds on firmly as she presses her big boobs to my face and continues to dance...those boobs sha...enticing!
I reluctantly begin to dance with her, before I knew it, I was actually having fun, then she slowly slides her hands under my t-shirt still dancing slowly... It was warm...she began to caress my boobs...I wanted to stop her and I wanted her to go on all at the same time.

Lionel Richie's 'Love, oh love' was playing on the TV as we slowly sink into the sofa...this girl is doing crazy things to my body...she knows the right places to touch... Wow!  She is making me mad wet!
She gently lowers her lips to my boobs and lightly nibbles my nipple... I gasp and throw my head back as I pull her even closer... Loving this... This is sweet... Beautiful...lovely... Smokey... Smoke... Eh... Smoke ke.... Yeeeeee see smoke from my kitchen oooo!! My noodles! I jump up almost toppling Cecil over as I come back to my senses and rush into the kitchen...see burnt offering...chai! Wetin I go come chop now?
See Wetin boobs matter Don cos Eh... Mshewwww
Wahala no good.

Mr. J - the licker!

Knock! Knock!!
Jaron Ologo, is the Head, Brand management at work. He heads my team but we all call him Mr. J, ...funky and playful, but when it concerns the job, he is the go-to guy. His dress sense nko...on point!
'Yes, come in!' I heard him call from inside his office.
I entered his office, the guy sidon put leg on top of desk, which is normal because he is that kind of free spirit. 'Hi Nima, come in... Sit, Lovely presentation today, Client was impressed!' He said. 'Thanks Mr. J, I learnt from the best!' I gladly responded.
'I would have hugged you but you know say you still hold my 'mumu' button' he stated jokingly. I smiled as I recalled the first time we met...No, it wasn't at work, It was years back in Abuja where I was serving as a youth corper.

It was a very hot Thursday afternoon, I had finished CD (Community Development) and was walking to the junction to catch a bike back to the corpers lodge.
I know that when I walk, my backside has a mind of its own!... I didn't know I was looking for trouble until a car slowed down beside me and I heard 'excuse me...', I turned around, it was Mr. J.
He gave me a lift to the corpers lodge, we talked, he told me he came into Abuja for a one week training from Lagos, as a fellow Lagosian, I felt at home with him.
He had quite an interesting personality and the chat to the corpers lodge wasn't boring at all. He dressed well and it was a needed break from the boring male corpers in khaki I got to see everyday!
He came over the next evening and every other evening to take me out for a drink we had loads of fun.
Anyway Sha, the night before he left,  I visited his hotel room.
'Hiya Nima, welcome to my humble abode!' he said as he opened the door...I smiled as I stepped in, that was the first and only time I saw him shirtless with just a towel around his waist...guy was breathtaking! That his chest eh!  He opened his arms to hug me. I gladly fell into it.
He obviously just came out of the shower and still smelt Heavenly...damp skin... Firm hug...chai! See groove!

Yes, we fucked that night...of course we did... Am I mad Wey I no go do? Story!  Infact the last thing I remembered that night was the hug, after that we couldn't take our hands off each other.
His tongue was everywhere. He licked from my nipples to my bellybutton to my clit...guy was good!... I was shaking like a leaf!  He turned me around and licked my back from my neck down to my bum and he stops and taps my bum... And he said ever so gently... 'this bum was the reason I stopped to pick you up, this is my mumu button!' and proceeds to grab it and bury his face in it.

That night was heavenly... He could Fuck! Anyway, he left the next day. We lost contact, years later, I got a job here and met him again.
He is now married and has a kid. We know we still feel something for each other but we de try to face work...for now... Because I know say something fit still happen...abeg make I no too talk jare...
Wahala no good!

Breast hug!

Finally at work.
Cecil is the first one I see as I get off the elevator. She is a colleague at work, She has been on a two weeks vacation in Dubai. We have been cubicle mates for almost a year now and we have become kinda close.

'Nimaaaa!' she screams as she hugs me, almost making me loose my balance! I was excited to see her, the office had been a bit boring without her and to be honest,  I have grown to have a 'thing' for her...yes,  she has a body to die for...the babe set die!
'Cecilalala (like I fondly call her) my babe, you're back... Missed you like mad!' 'So the holiday is over?'
'Oh yes Nima and it was awesome!...plenty gist for you jare, come make we yan!' she says as she drags me to our cubicle.

'Babe! If you see fine guys for Dubai!' She whispered loudly as I drop my laptop and bags on my desk and sit down. She drags her chair to my desk and spins me around as she blabs on. Half the things she said were lost as I couldn't take my eyes off her full lips, I just kept nodding...she is well endowed I swear! From her well shaped backside to her 'double DDs and those lips...wow! Her boyfriend should be having a ball anytime they kiss!

'So tell me, what's been happening?' she asked as she taps me on my lap. That jolts me into reality. 'Oh! Yeah...nothing much, just that my silly guy isn't back yet and the office has been really boring without you to pester me!' We both laugh...those lips again!  'Anyways hope say you buy my perfumes o!' I asked.  'Oh yes I did but forgot to bring it to the office, but I should bring them over to your house tonight and another special gift I got you!'
'That will be fine, Now I have to get back to work, the Ferguson presentation is at noon I told her' she nods in agreement 'yeah that's true,  how is that coming along? She asks, I said I just need to put in a final slide and I will be good to go. 'OK then let me let you work, we have plenty time to gist in the night when I come over but good luck all the same! '

Presentation went awesome, Mr. J asked me to see him in his office before close of business. Cecil was excited at how my presentation went that as I walked into our cubicle she jumped up and gave me a full breasted hug!
This girl better stop 'breasting' me na abi she no know say her boobies soft? Hian! Na WA, she just make me de think of naked breasts rubbing against each other! No be small thing o!
Abeg make I run go Mr. J office biko before... Hmmmmm...
Wahala no good!

My Neighbour Alex

8.30am.
Kai,  I am late again! Well...thank God my presentation isn't until 12noon.
But this kain early morning sun shaaaaa, we go soon de melt!

Anyways, I am glad the AC in my car is on point. Let me run into my car and head out to work jare before that my big Dick neighbour comes out with just boxers!

That my neighbor Sha,  Na wa...I can count how many times I have seen him fully clothed. Every morning he will form washing of car with only boxers on... Before u know it,  it gets all wet from all the water splashing on it! Chai! A good thing he parks his car right by my bedroom window.
If you ask me, I think he parks there deliberately and I can swear he knows I am always secretly watching him every time from my window...but meeeen that guy carry o! Even when the dick never stand, it's always a pleasing sight.

I remember the first day we met...
I had lived alone in the building for about six months but was rudely woken up one Saturday morning by a loud bang and a lady screaming, 'Are you guys alright? Be careful with those boxes! My laptop is in there!'
I ran out of my flat to see what was happening... Oh!  Movers... New neighbors... Hope they are exciting people Sha.
I went out just in time to see the lady disappear up the stairs.
A good looking young man comes into the compound directing some men carrying a flat screen TV...'Guys please be careful' he tells them and turns around and sees me.

Hey, hi... good morning, you must be my neighbor he says as he walks towards me.
Wow!  Guy fine Sha, see lips,  if this one suck my nipples with those lips Na die I de o! Chai! Wahala!
'Hello?!' He said again, ...that startled me into reality... oh! Sorry... Emmmm... 'Good morning' I quickly said. Yes! I am your neighbor...yes.
'That's good to know then!' , nice to meet you,  my name is Alex, what's yours?
He stretches out his hand to shake mine, I take his hand and shiver a bit...chai! guy has soft palms... I quickly tell him my name... 'I am Nima.'
'Are you cold?' he asked,  'Why?' I responded, Guy no answer, he just lowered his gaze to my breasts!
Trust my nipples,  na so dem stand like arrows! Through my see-through nighties! Na so I drag my hand comot from him own quick run enter house!
I knew at that moment say I go fuck this guy las las! But for now make I de go work.
Wahala no good!

Morning Tortori

Which kain wahala be this?

Person go wake up na to fuck go de hungry am?

It’s another Monday morning, Normal people have their thoughts on getting to the office early enough to start off the week. Some are already on their way while some are about to leave their houses. I wasn’t just in the mood for work biko… na hammer de worry me.

It has been my dilemma for the last couple of weeks since my regular fuck buddy hasn’t been in town. Yes! My fuck buddy, that what we call ourselves.

It’s a funny relationship we have, we like ourselves so much but we can’t seem to start up a real relationship. Our sex life is out of this world, when we are at it, we are like wild cats, doing literally everything in the books, from oral to anal…hmmmm, thinking of it now dey make my nipples stand sef! Chai, I am in trouble.

We both have an extremely high love for sex if you ask me, so if we start a relationship we fit go kill ourselves with everyday fucking… we fit no even de go work for the matter sef!

Yeee!...talking about work sef, I have to hurry!, I need to quickly do the needful and head out to the office, That stupid presentation is today.

For now, shower head and hot water to the rescue biko! Ahhhhhhhhh!....yes…just like that!

This guy should better do and come back o! this cannot continue!

Wahala no good!