Mac D returns

Knock! Knock!! Knock!!!

I wan sleep na! Who be this wey wan break my door na?

It’s Saturday, I wanted to just sleep in all day! I had put off my phones for this reason. Who could that be? I will just ignore, maybe the person will go away.

I had to drag myself downstairs last night from Alex’s.

We talked and drank into the night, I found out a lot of things about him. I had to run off at some point because my body don dey draw me…make I no go rape person.

Knock! Knock!! Knock!!!

This knocker is still there! It’s getting annoying. Can’t people stay in their houses anymore?

I hope it’s not Alex…but I told him I was going to sleep-in all day…or it might just be Cecil, that crazy girl again, but I am not in the mood for her and her crush over me. I just want to sleep! Please whoever it is, go away!

Knock! Knock!! Knock!!!

This is getting ridiculous! Even the pillow over my head isn’t even keeping the noise away. I am so going to kill whoever it is at the door! I angrily drag myself up from the bed and stumped into the sitting room, straight to the door. I was too upset to even look through the peep hole… ‘who the hell are…’ I screamed, I couldn’t finish the sentence as standing outside my door was Mac D!

Mac D, my fuck buddy, My better half in my sex craze! The only one that knows the right buttons to press to make me melt like butter…the very totori of my life.

I didn’t realise I had jumped on him and wrapped my legs around him.  He grabbed me and we were almost squeezing the day light out of each other!

‘Babe, how have you been?!’ he asked as he carried me inside kissing my cheeks…forehead and lips.

‘I was almost going crazy without you!’ I replied ‘This is such a surprise; you were supposed to come in next week!’ I said.

‘Yeah about that, I had to move my return date, the girls in Togo weren’t as exciting as my Nima and I was missing her like mad!’ he joked, we both laughed and began chatting about any and everything!

I gisted him about my neighbor Alex and his girlfriend and why they broke up because of her excessive demand for sex.

‘Who breaks up with girl over excessive sex, that guy must be high on something cheap!’ He said. We both laughed.

We couldn’t wait to get into the bedroom before we started tearing at each other…clothes, boxers, shoes, all were flung to different parts of the living room as he grabs one of my boobs and lowered his mouth to one of my nipples…’Aaaaaahhhhh! Today na today! We die here!

Wahala no good!