Morning Tortori

Which kain wahala be this?

Person go wake up na to fuck go de hungry am?

It’s another Monday morning, Normal people have their thoughts on getting to the office early enough to start off the week. Some are already on their way while some are about to leave their houses. I wasn’t just in the mood for work biko… na hammer de worry me.

It has been my dilemma for the last couple of weeks since my regular fuck buddy hasn’t been in town. Yes! My fuck buddy, that what we call ourselves.

It’s a funny relationship we have, we like ourselves so much but we can’t seem to start up a real relationship. Our sex life is out of this world, when we are at it, we are like wild cats, doing literally everything in the books, from oral to anal…hmmmm, thinking of it now dey make my nipples stand sef! Chai, I am in trouble.

We both have an extremely high love for sex if you ask me, so if we start a relationship we fit go kill ourselves with everyday fucking… we fit no even de go work for the matter sef!

Yeee!...talking about work sef, I have to hurry!, I need to quickly do the needful and head out to the office, That stupid presentation is today.

For now, shower head and hot water to the rescue biko! Ahhhhhhhhh!....yes…just like that!

This guy should better do and come back o! this cannot continue!

Wahala no good!