Sunday, 3 February 2019

My Neighbour Alex


8.30am.
Kai,  I am late again! Well...thank God my presentation isn't until 12noon.
But this kain early morning sun shaaaaa, we go soon de melt!

Anyways, I am glad the AC in my car is on point. Let me run into my car and head out to work jare before that my big Dick neighbour comes out with just boxers!

That my neighbor Sha,  Na wa...I can count how many times I have seen him fully clothed. Every morning he will form washing of car with only boxers on... Before u know it,  it gets all wet from all the water splashing on it! Chai! A good thing he parks his car right by my bedroom window.
If you ask me, I think he parks there deliberately and I can swear he knows I am always secretly watching him every time from my window...but meeeen that guy carry o! Even when the dick never stand, it's always a pleasing sight.

I remember the first day we met...
I had lived alone in the building for about six months but was rudely woken up one Saturday morning by a loud bang and a lady screaming, 'Are you guys alright? Be careful with those boxes! My laptop is in there!'
I ran out of my flat to see what was happening... Oh!  Movers... New neighbors... Hope they are exciting people Sha.
I went out just in time to see the lady disappear up the stairs.
A good looking young man comes into the compound directing some men carrying a flat screen TV...'Guys please be careful' he tells them and turns around and sees me.

Hey, hi... good morning, you must be my neighbor he says as he walks towards me.
Wow!  Guy fine Sha, see lips,  if this one suck my nipples with those lips Na die I de o! Chai! Wahala!
'Hello?!' He said again, ...that startled me into reality... oh! Sorry... Emmmm... 'Good morning' I quickly said. Yes! I am your neighbor...yes.
'That's good to know then!' , nice to meet you,  my name is Alex, what's yours?
He stretches out his hand to shake mine, I take his hand and shiver a bit...chai! guy has soft palms... I quickly tell him my name... 'I am Nima.'
'Are you cold?' he asked,  'Why?' I responded, Guy no answer, he just lowered his gaze to my breasts!
Trust my nipples,  na so dem stand like arrows! Through my see-through nighties! Na so I drag my hand comot from him own quick run enter house!
I knew at that moment say I go fuck this guy las las! But for now make I de go work.
Wahala no good!

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