Who knew spending Friday night with Alex would be this exciting. We have been sipping on red wine as we gisted. I never knew he was an interesting companion.
We talked about work, the neighborhood and ourselves.
I asked him about his girlfriend that he moved in with, that was when the best gist started.
He said they had broken up and that it was a long story. 'Well, its not like we are going for an interview tomorrow'. I chuckled. We both laughed and he started to narrate what had happened.
Suoyo was her name and they had been dating for two years before he moved into our house. He was sure he was going to marry her so they did everything together. They went shopping together and bought everything they moved in with, picked the different colours for the rooms and basically began living together.
Yes, she had a serious attitude problem and yes she could be nice when the need arises, but the main issue was the girl could fuck for Nigeria! She eats, breathes and lives sex! Saying she was a nympho was an understatement.
At the begin it was awesome, I could make love whenever I wanted, she was always ready, she never said no, she could finish one round this minute and she was ready to go the next minute!
She would call him from work on a regular basis saying she was horny he would come home when he could and those days he couldn't, she would get really upset and they would quarrel. It was slowly becoming a norm. He realised that he couldn't keep up with her sexual demands anymore. It has become a cause for concern.
They discussed seeing a specialist but she insisted that she was alright that she didn't need help but it was not getting any better.
Alex later found out on one of those occasions that to accommodate she sexual urges, she had been taking medication that has stopped her from getting her monthly cycle for the past three months! At that moment he knew she couldn't be helped, it has gone beyond redemption. He had to call the whole thing off.
'Wow! Me wey love sex die, this one too fear me o. Na wa!' I thought.
'Alex, I am really sorry, I didn't know.' I said. 'So tell me, how have u been coping, any new chic?. He laughed very hard and said 'Nahhhh, I am done with women for now, I want to rest for a while before trying it all over again. And besides I have u Nima my very beautiful neighbour to share a bottle of wine regularly.'
'Hahahahahhaa...I see you're already asking for another date before this one ends... Smooth operator !' I laughed.
'Well there is no harm in trying.' he replied.
Only if you know the plans for you, I quietly mumbled.
'Yes, I would love to have a drink with you again.' I replied.
Abi Na.
Wahala no good biko.
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