Friday, 1 March 2019

Crazy Lily

Lily was beaming from ear to ear.
It was Sunday morning. I had tried waiting up for her the night before and eventually went to bed at 1.00am.
I woke up to her singing 'when a woman loves' by R Kelly as she moved around in the kitchen.
'This one don craze!' as I slowly got out of bed.
I stood by the kitchen door for almost five minutes watching her beaming and singing to herself. I have seen her like this a number of times but before long she get bored and returns to the free spirit she always is.

'Madam, good morning what happened to u yesterday night, I waited up for you till about one... Where were you?' I asked like I didn't know.
She turned around surprised, seeing me for the first time and smiled... 'Morning sis!, hope you slept well?'
'You didn't answer my question Lily' I insisted
'Sis, chill...gist de!, but first, should I fry some plantains for you?' she excitedly asked.
I knew if I did not give her an answer, she would keep going in circles... 'yes, not so much though, with some of the turkey sauce in the fridge' I replied eyeing her. She smile and turned away from me as she grabbed the plantain bunch and went back to singing!  I shook my head and walked into my room to brush my teeth.

'Alex has the biggest dick ever!' she blurted out as we sat to have breakfast. I was caught unawares I almost choked!  'What?' I said in shock.
'You heard me and he is an amazing kisser!' she went on.
'Lily! Can you please just start from the top, what are u talking about?' I had to halt her. She giggled in a cheeky way and started to give me a blow to blow account of yesterday.

When Lily got to Alex's place yesterday, he was quite excited to have her over. He offered her wine as they sat down and talked all day. He had grown up in Port Harcourt so they had enough stories to tell. After a while, Lily had to use the bathroom, she stood up a bit too fast and found herself falling backwards... Alex caught her...'Oops! Looks like we have had a little too much to drink' he chuckled
'I guess so' Lily laughed back at him as their gaze locked.

His lips were soft as he slowly kissed her. She held on to him as she kissed him back. Everything around them disappeared as she felt herself floating.
He reached down and lifted her up so he could grab her bum as they kissed even deeper. He lay her gently on the three seater as he knelt beside her on the floor. He gently slid his hand under her top and grabbed one of Lily's boobs, she sucked in air deeply as he lowered his head as he began to suck...
'Stop! Stop!!' Please I screamed as I closed both my ear!
'What Na, no be you ask me for gist?' Lily replied laughing.
'I don't want to hear again...don't spoil the good image of my neighbor please'
Wahala no good!

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